"I've heard that! Last time I spoke to Susan she'd spent the afternoon watching a colleague get untransfigured. Being turned into a block of wood is never a good thing," Roger said, before poking his tongue out at Harry. "Yeah yeah, laugh it up mate. Laugh it up."
He groaned enviously. "The one where Krum got the snitch? That would have been an amazing match. I couldn't go, mum and I were too skint." He paused and considered. "There's that charms place down the Alley, I've been meaning to pick up a proper tent for a while anyway."
He laughed and poked Harry in the stomach. "How do you know the gardener doesn't want to uh, show you his cucumber? You're a catch."