Rosie
You did. I'm steering well clear of that mess if it loosens your tongue that much. I need to keep my wits about me.
Wait, what? What does that mean?
The problem is that I don't want to stop sleeping with her but I'm total shit at relationships and I don't want to mess stuff up with her because I care about her as a mate. I mean, we're just friends who shag occasionally, right? That won't end badly will it?