"If it's anything like a skrewt she's on her own," he said with feeling. "I mean, I'm all for cute and fluffy but I don't want to care for anything that's going to do more harm to me than your average slightly grumpy cat," he said, screwing his face up. "Pygmy puffs on the other hand I'm happy to look after." Sure at the moment he didn't even have an owl, but that was more of a consideration of money and his muggle address than not liking them.
Dean snickered quietly when Seamus protested about his Ireland jab. Honestly he loved the place and was very glad it had produced his best friend, but it was still easy to take a swipe at it. This was the part of Seamus' present he was least sure about, and when he was clearly delighted he breathed a silent sigh of relief. He didn't realise it but the soft, pleased smile that slowly spread across his face was similar to the look picture-Dean gave picture-Seamus in those stray moments he looked away.
"Yeah, well, it was a good moment in a ha- difficult day," he muttered in return, nudging Seamus slightly. No need to pre-start the jokes from the last present. "Glad you like it."
"So, umm, last one?" he suggested. He was suddenly unsure sitting in bed with Seamus was really the time to be encouraging lots of dick jokes, lowered libido or not. But it was his own fault so he couldn't complain really.