"Oh Seamus is definitely the type of lad who needs a good steady relationship. I don't think he could enjoy 'occasional fun times' if his life depended on it," she said with great fondness.
"Oh don't worry Ernie dear, I'm not discounting the ladies," she said, casually watching a tall brunette walk towards the corner. "But a nice, brilliant, fit, slightly moody bloke would definitely hit the spot right now. Or a Quidditch player. Or a nice, brilliant, fit, slightly moody Quidditch player."
In a fit of pique, Susan ordered the bunny burger with a side of chips - mostly on the basis that the last time she'd seen her brother he'd recommended it.
"So, I haven't told you the real news yet, have I?"