Susan broke down into helpless giggles at Rose's enthusiastic agreement with Susan's assessment of her boobs. "Does everyone find them distracting," Susan asked, still laughing.
She snorted and accepted another shot of brandy, ignoring the fact that drinking so much of it was probably a tremendously bad idea. After downing it, and sipping her wine, she turned her attention back to Rose. "Ah yes you're thinking to yourself 'why would I ever want to settle down' am I right," She asked with a dry little laugh. "If there's one thing my vast age and experience can give you, because obviously four years is so long," she added with a snort at her own joke. "What was I saying? Oh yes, assume nothing. You could fall for someone in the blink of an eye, but for the love of all that is good and holy make sure you remain who you are and don't be one of those soft cocks looking for the One because that means you wont be able to have as many gorgeous people between your legs, and that is stupid and Helga's bouncing bosoms what the hell is in this Rosie I am drunk."