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Tweak says, "Mangina"

Hyperion Montgomery (adaurorble) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2015-04-24 11:34:00

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Journal: Hyperion
So those of you who'd had me down in the pool to be the next one injured should be quite happy right now - I'm currently in St Mungo's looking like absolute shite. I got jumped by about twelve young lads who apparently even in numbers aren't good enough to finish off one piddling Auror?

[Warded to Pandora]
The lads I ran into were I think 'friends' of yours? They mentioned you a couple of times - not in a friendly way either - especially after I broke a couple of their faces.

[Warded to Lavender and Harry]
So do we still have the deal of delivering cupcakes whenever one of us gets hospitalised? Or did I dream that up at some point? Regardless, I'd quite like cupcakes? Pleeeaaase?

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	Re: Harry, Hyperion, Lavender adaurorble 2015-04-24 02:18 pm UTC (link)
	Oh Merlin and Morgana, you didn't get cupcakes did you? I shall rectify this post-haste, as soon as my Healers apparently decide who wants to screw me the most and release me. I do actually have a bit of bruising on my face, and what'll end up being a scar on neck. Maybe I should get it covered with a tattoo? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Harry, Hyperion, Lavender angustifolia 2015-04-24 02:41 pm UTC (link)
	You must be feeling better if you're having fantasies about Healers wanting to get you into bed like that. Poor bruised baby. Wait until it heals up. It might make you look ruggedly handsome and dangerous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry, Hyperion, Lavender adaurorble 2015-04-24 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	Trust me, this is no fantasy. I spent ten horrified minutes continuing to still be asleep this morning when I awoke to an in depth discussion of how well endowed I may be. It was very uh, weird? I already look ruggedly handsome as it is, add a touch of danger and I may make people swoon! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Harry, Hyperion, Lavender angustifolia 2015-04-24 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	I imagine that feels a lot like when I wear something low-cut. You're only ruggedly handsome when you haven't shaved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry, Hyperion, Lavender adaurorble 2015-04-25 02:19 am UTC (link)
	Har bloody har. But yes, I can imagine. That pained me, Lavender. PAINED ME. I'll also have a scar on my cheek apparently? I didn't notice yesterday? Can't decide if it's awesome or horrible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry, Hyperion, Lavender angustifolia 2015-04-25 09:58 am UTC (link)
	With your cheekbones and eyelashes, you need a bit of scruff to be ruggedly anything! I am not the right person to help you decide whether a scar is awesome or horrible. Unless you're just angling for more cupcakes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry, Hyperion, Lavender adaurorble 2015-04-25 11:24 am UTC (link)
	That was brutal, Lav. True, but BRUTAL nonetheless. Maybe I should just stop shaving then? Well yes, similar to yours its going to be present regardless. I think it'll be awesome. Also, yes - totally aiming for more cupcakes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry, Hyperion, Lavender angustifolia 2015-04-25 12:32 pm UTC (link)
	Any particular flavour you want? If you're still in hospital when I'm finished baking, I can always bring them by and suggest to the Healers that you're not very well-endowed if you think that will get you out of there quicker. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry, Hyperion, Lavender adaurorble 2015-04-28 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	CHOCOLATE. ALWAYS CHOCOLATE. Also I'm actually out of the ward now, which is fun? I managed to escape with my dignity mostly intact, though I did have to undergo an examination which I don't think was strictly necessary... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Harry, Hyperion, Lavender angustifolia 2015-04-28 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Chocolate is always the right answer! Good boy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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