Rolf I didn't do anything to myself, things just happened. Do you want the short version here or the long version in person? You know I'm always up for being pampered, right? I might even be able to find a bit of pampering for you as well.
Hideous curse of being you? That's rubbish, Rolf, and you know it; it's what makes you so irresistible.
Me and Vasile? Yeah, that's never going to happen. That'd be like you being set up with your sister.
For an event like that, it would be a shame to wear something off the rack. Fitted robes just looks that much better, and you, my dear, grew up exactly right.