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Tweak says, "y'arr mateys"

abidingpercy (abidingpercy) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2014-08-18 22:46:00

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character: blaise zabini, journal: percy

For any who might be interested, we have an opening in Broom Regulation Control as of 2pm today. The posting should be up tomorrow for a new Magical Bristle Evaluator, whose job it would be to examine examples from new lines of brooms or ones that have received a number of complaints, and evaluate the charms upon them for any deviation from Ministry regulations.

Candidates must have received a minimum of Exceeds Expecations on all OWLs and NEWTs, particularly Charms and Transfiguration, be capable of working independently, be willing to work in a high pressure environment, know how to work according to deadlines, and most importantly, not keep brooms for their own personal use in order to win money in pick-up games (yes, I mean you Harold, and the rest of your things, which you forgot to pack up, are in a box by the door - please don't let it hit you on your way out).

Thank you, and I look forward to all incoming applications.

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	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 03:27 am UTC (link)
	I'm certain my mother would appreciate the artistry, as she has done quite a bit of cross-stitching herself. It's a shame it's necessary. I would much rather be generous to my employees, but with our recent past, I cannot tolerate any misuse of a position under my purview. As the expression goes, fool me once... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thessalian 2014-08-21 03:39 am UTC (link)
	I'll have it delivered to your Department when I've finished. ... and you're more clever than I am? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Thank you quite kindly, I look forward to hanging it in my office. Now if only I could obtain one that says Percy is always right. ... fool me twice, and apparently I need to reevaluate my life choices. You turn a clever turn of phrase, madame. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thessalian 2014-08-21 04:07 am UTC (link)
	That I cannot help you with. Perhaps you could commission it. One would think one fooling would be enough for that, no? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abidingpercy 2014-08-21 04:13 am UTC (link)
	I hear Dean Thomas is an accomplished artist, perhaps he could do it justice. It depends upon the life choices - some of us take several foolings before we finally learn our lesson, but once we do, it's never unlearnt. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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