Journal: what do I do? [Warded to Emma, Mari, & Astoria]
Ladies! Mum & Dad have asked to meet this "mysterious boy" I'm "dating". They've said they're fine with a casual meeting but it's FRANKLIN for Merlin's sake. I CANNOT INTRODUCE HIM TO MUMMY AND DADDY. He's nearly Daddy's age (and Mum is younger than him!)! And I've never "brought someone home". What do I do?
[VERY STRICTLY Warded to Emma & Mari]
NOT TO MENTION WHAT THE HELL DO I TELL THEM ABOUT HOW WE MET?! "Oh yes, I set him up with some of my escorts and he was so delightful..."