Re: Eddie/Susan
Ugh so the Goblin enclave in (or rather under) Switzerland sent a delegation and we had a few Goblins there to help, and apparently they went to war in 1337 so insults were exchanged, swords were produced, and I jumped in front of the head of the delegation but he smacked me out of the way and then had his head chopped off.
Apparently we're very good hosts to provide martial entertainment at a gathering.