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Susan Amelia Bones ([info]susanamybones) wrote in [info]finnigans_rpg,
Dear Jess,

I've passed your letter onto Seamus (bloody magical buildings and their inability to accept Muggle post, right?) but I thought I'd reply back to you.

I have in fact demonstrated my deep displeasure with Ophelia about the whole public argument about his PTSD, I figure it will make you feel a bit better so I'll relate what I did for you:

I broke into her flat - honestly, she doesn't have anything near the kind of wards she should have had up to keep out toweringly angry Aurors, very stupid of her really - and waited for her to get home. In the dark. When she arrived and had stopped screaming, or rather, I'd stopped her screaming, I explained things to her very calmly. I told her that I was deeply disappointed that she'd decided to something as disgustingly vindictive and mean-spirited as yelling about someone's PTSD in a public setting, particularly when that PTSD was developed in a battle situation that someone as insipidly pampered and thoughtless as herself could never dream of understanding. Then I informed her that out of respect for Dean I had decided to not harm her physically, though I told her it was a very near thing and I had been forced to wait for some time to control my urge to place her in St Mungos for some time. She was crying by this point so I can only assume that she was grateful for my decision. I then informed her that I had placed her under permanent surveillance and had contacted members of the French Aurory to do the same, and that if she ever did anything like what she did to Dean ever again I would find her and I would not be nearly as merciful. Then I left.

Oh, and I cursed all her clothes to make her hair fall out over a period of about two weeks and not grow back for about two months, and spiked all her beauty products with a solution that causes intermittent bouts of pimples and blackheads - because it took her longer to get back to the flat than I expected and I was bored.

She seemed really nice, which is I think why I was so deeply disappointed.

If you have any other ideas, let me know!

Love,

Susan.

P.S. How's University going? I keep meaning to come up to visit you! I had to go up and put down a cult of yodelling dark wizards in Skipton a few weeks ago, but I didn't want to pop in in case you were busy!


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