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Tweak says, "You've stolen my soul!"

Dean Thomas (artistdean) wrote in finnigans_rpg,
@ 2015-02-18 16:43:00

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delivery: seamus finnigan, delivery: susan bones

Muggle post letter: Susan and Seamus c/o Susan's house
This letter is from Dean's sister Jess, who found out about his break up with Ophelia early on Tuesday after he finally left Finnigan's for a muggle-friendly area. He was doing some of the cooking at the pub Sunday and Monday.

Dear Susan and Seamus,

Please tell me there is a plan to do something to my brother's cow of an ex-girlfriend. If you're not mad as hell at her you didn't hear the whole story. Yelling about his PTSD in fucking public! He'd been doing so well lately. And at one of his favourite restaurants too. I know you've both been there.

Just, I am mad as hell and I can't do anything from fucking YORK. Please tell me you're doing SOMETHING? Something that doesn't involve telling my parents.

Sorry I could only send this to Susan, but I can't get the postman to deliver to Seamus too.

And she seemed so nice.

love,

Jess.

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susanamybones
2015-02-22 02:22 pm UTC (link)

Dear Jess,

I've passed your letter onto Seamus (bloody magical buildings and their inability to accept Muggle post, right?) but I thought I'd reply back to you.

I have in fact demonstrated my deep displeasure with Ophelia about the whole public argument about his PTSD, I figure it will make you feel a bit better so I'll relate what I did for you:

I broke into her flat - honestly, she doesn't have anything near the kind of wards she should have had up to keep out toweringly angry Aurors, very stupid of her really - and waited for her to get home. In the dark. When she arrived and had stopped screaming, or rather, I'd stopped her screaming, I explained things to her very calmly. I told her that I was deeply disappointed that she'd decided to something as disgustingly vindictive and mean-spirited as yelling about someone's PTSD in a public setting, particularly when that PTSD was developed in a battle situation that someone as insipidly pampered and thoughtless as herself could never dream of understanding. Then I informed her that out of respect for Dean I had decided to not harm her physically, though I told her it was a very near thing and I had been forced to wait for some time to control my urge to place her in St Mungos for some time. She was crying by this point so I can only assume that she was grateful for my decision. I then informed her that I had placed her under permanent surveillance and had contacted members of the French Aurory to do the same, and that if she ever did anything like what she did to Dean ever again I would find her and I would not be nearly as merciful. Then I left.

Oh, and I cursed all her clothes to make her hair fall out over a period of about two weeks and not grow back for about two months, and spiked all her beauty products with a solution that causes intermittent bouts of pimples and blackheads - because it took her longer to get back to the flat than I expected and I was bored.

She seemed really nice, which is I think why I was so deeply disappointed.

If you have any other ideas, let me know!

Love,

Susan.

P.S. How's University going? I keep meaning to come up to visit you! I had to go up and put down a cult of yodelling dark wizards in Skipton a few weeks ago, but I didn't want to pop in in case you were busy!

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artistdean
2015-02-22 07:14 pm UTC (link)

Dear Susan,

I am very, very glad you like me. That's my basic opinion. Also I feel a lot better. And I had to burn your letter just in case some idiot decides to read it, sorry about that, but Dean's given me Statue of Secrecy talks. I wouldn't tell Dean exactly what you did, he probably won't approve. Needs must though.

Uni is great, but hard work. I'm in lectures or labs from 9-5 most days. The marks I've had from my work have been pretty good. Of course there's plenty of time for having fun too. Not sure I want to know about your dark wizards but honestly I'm busy a lot of the time. But if you want to come up and say hi I'd never say no if I'm free or able to shift things around.

Love,

Jess.

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