"Definitely brilliant! You should have a sign up somewhere that proclaims 'The proprietor of this business is a close personal friend of Rubeus Hagrid, and his animals. Beware." He chortled at his own wit for a moment - or lack thereof, more likely - and clapped his hands once. "I think not telling them in the bookstore might mean we could return to the bookstore, aye," he said, looking over speculatively at the shop assistant who was shooting them increasingly quizzical glances. His professional assessment of her demeanor told him that they currently had a thirty percent chance of being ejected if they got into some sort of hilarious conversation, although there was a chance that Hype would be able to charm them out of trouble.
"Dull but informative I suppose. At least it's better than some of the shite they blather on about in 'Badass Weekly' which, I should mention with definite horror that far too many Aurors subscribe to." He shook his head, then grinned thinking of the time that three of his colleagues had taken exception to one of the more sexist articles and beaten one of their male colleagues over the head with the magazine. "I feel like you probably will rush through it really, it's definitely well written, and the Muggle elements are really interesting."
His eyebrows shot up and he grinned. "Merlin, Mordred, and Morgana those are some stories you'll definitely have to tell me, so yes, coffee would be an excellent idea!" He gave the romance section one last, loathsome stare and headed out to the street. "So where to then?"