InsaneJournal

Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Finnigan's may be holding a St Valentine's Day event - the kind that should be fun whether you've got a partner or not. I'm not giving any details until it's definite, because I don't want to promise what I can't deliver, but in the meantime I need some help.

Specifically, I need bad Valentine's poetry. Any of you who were around during Lockhart's year at Hogwarts will know the kind of thing I mean but just in case you need your memory jogged and because Ginny doesn't use her journal anymore read this:

His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he's really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.

I want things that are generic enough to send to anyone - or at least where I can easily change out words relating to hair / eye colour. Replies are warded so that only I will see them and I'll accept as many submissions as you've got.

OOC: If you want to pen some bad Valentines but don't think your character would do so, feel free to submit them anyway and we'll pretend they were submitted by NPCs. No credit is going to go out with them in any case.