"Quite the production, isn't it?" Richard laughed. "Sort of the high mass of the church of American style football."
He pointed to the kitchen counter. "Dump a handfull or so of the Fritos Corn Chips on your plate. Ladle some of this Tex-Mex chili on top, and top with the grated Wisconsin cheese. First American snack to get things started. Don't forget to grab a fork and some paper towels. It's too early to start dumping food on ourselves."
Shaking his head, Rich continued, "Exploding quaffle in a pot, different rules altogether - really a totally different game. Only thing it has in common is that it is played on brooms."