Oh, please don't confuse lack of public shaming with a department that is less than tip-top shape - I believe I have a reputation to maintain as the most difficult employer to please, and I would hate to have that reputation ruined. And while it doesn't provide the same entertainment value, private shaming is just as effective.
We all need hobbies, yes? Perhaps I'll have to arrange for a photograph to be taken when my brothers take their first glimpse - I'm certain it will provide you with much entertainment.