Ernie patted Justin's shoulder. "Hey, it's never too late to make use of a handy cupboard. I found it's more 'what's handy at the time' rather than 'I really want to shag in a cupboard'."
Ernie too had a raised eyebrow, always wanting to hear about his friends' romantic lives to see where he could meddle. "Justin's right, spill it."
He did chuckle at Susan's last statement, though. "Were you a male, I would gladly submit to your taking," he joked back. But you didn't answer the question - what's happening, and what do you need?"