"Okay fine," she conceded. "I have been known to have interludes in cupboards in my time. Particularly at school. In fifth year. With that really hot Gryffindor girl.
Susan nodded emphatically at Justin, reaching over and squeezing his knee. "Ernest, you started on your belly in the dust. The gutter's a step up. As for Harry, well he is a nice lad but I think he's got his eyes on someone rather different, beyond which I will not say."
She smiled, relieved. "You two are absolute life savers, do you know that? Were I six foot four hunk of muscle and also male, I would take you both in a manly fashion and do filthy, filthy things to you both that would severely limit your abilities to walk for a week."