Delivery: Happy birthday roomie! Waiting for Charlie on the kitchen counter, wrapped in Gryffindor red and gold paper (with the following note) -- Roomie! Happy birthday. I thought you might like some holiday cheer and some good old fashioned Gryffindor pride, because I said so, that's why. (Plus, there's at least ONE sensible item in here, I promise).
Hope you crack a smile, Old Man. Happy Birthday, Ro