If it doesn't hold it, we seriously need to deconstruct the spellwork or something on it because that could be either dead helpful or dead awful depending on the circumstances, if someone else ever figured it out.
Elroy will appreciate you wearing pants -- his sensibilities are so delicate sometimes. Poor Elroy did not need the naked drunk wandering in last week around closing. Take care of yourself and make sure to get that hard head of yours looked at by a Healer.