All you need to do is ask and Hermes will be a constant nuissance on my behalf. Expect him shortly with some sugar quills and chocolate ladyfingers.
Running away is definitely a temptation I've had to resist at times. Though if you were to go, where would it take you? Anywhere as long as it isn't Egypt.
Rather well, thank you. Every day I learn a little something I had not known before, and I'm beginning to believe this entire ordeal is an effort on the Minister's part to ensure that I feel properly humbled by my own ignorance of all things Muggle despite having excelled at Muggle Studies.