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Re: Dennis and Genie and Open
Dennis rolled his eyes and snorted. "So what 'girls don't start fights but they can end them' is it," he asked, before wincing noticeably. "Ah, which given that you probably didn't grow up on Disney films and thus have never seen the Aristocats, I'm willing to bet that was just a very weird comment for you?" He lifted an eyebrow before shrugging and nodding. "I guess that's why they called it a war? Although it's a bit egotistical of us to call it the Wizarding War when it only affected Britain."

"Ah practice, the bane of the deeply lazy," he replied with a solemn shake of his head. "Still good on you for getting it." He lifted his eyebrows when she mentioned splinching, feeling oddly smug that he'd guessed why she was so resistant to the idea. His smugness was short lived however, replaced almost instantly with a mixture of amusement and exasperation. "Down girl," he said with a little laugh. "Someone needs to hose you down, or at least give you some alone time with a pulsating shower head." He paused and waggled his eyebrows, "Besides, no one's as cute as me. I'm the pinnacle of human cuteness."

He nodded lazily. "Yep, pastel pink. Apparently the teaching staff have given in to the onslaught of dyed hair brought on by the whole 'emo' craze, and then she walks in with pastel pink hair and it caused something of a stir."

"Yeah it definitely is," Dennis said sourly, slipping into a Muggle worldview for a moment. "Bush is a bloody scourge on the world." He shook his head slightly and lowered his eyes in embarrassment, so he missed her gaze for a moment, only catching the end of it. "It's absolute bollocks," he agreed with a huff of emotion. "I didn't know that about the numbers actually, but I'll make sure to try and put it in my piece. I've been given full control of the article so my views won't be censored which will be good."

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