Allegra
That's good, it wouldn't do good to let the Prat know what you're doing when the kit's away.
Sure you didn't. You did pretty well for someone who wasn't looking for it. And don't worry, I know you always seem to find a way back to my bed, though if you wanted to stay in someone else's, as long as you're happy, Legs. Just come on, you've just finished telling me about amazing sex with another woman... just admit it, love. You love women more than men, in fact, I don't think you've ever loved a man, especially not the Prat.