Oliver/Penny/Percy
I will have you know that I am completely unbiased and objective in all things. Of course, if you believe that then I might have a piece of property in Spain to sell you as well. I will let you know when I have the clock made.
Your sister is one to talk. If you ask me, you dress perfectly fine. What exactly did she send you that she felt was appropriate? She knows this isn't a real date, doesn't she? If Richard- I am perhaps the last who should be asked such a question. For me, social is either a bedtime story and trip to the zoo, or an in-depth discussion on the value of magical hemp in broom construction.