It's been a while since I've how did you put it, pissed up a wall. Given I've got firm roots in this world, a steady job, a career I love and am very, very good at it what exactly did I do to throw it away?
Please, enlighten me. It's been ages since anyones tried to tell an entire swathe of the population how to act. I bet they're nostalgic for the 'good old days'.