Marlene McKinnon (![]() ![]() @ 2018-11-21 13:45:00 |
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Entry tags: | marlene mckinnon |
Merlin Christ I’m not sure I’m going to survive this weekend. The new Nimbus is coming out tomorrow as I’m sure EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HAS HEARD because people have been camping out in front of Quality Quidditch Supplies and our company store since Monday.
I’m also not allowed to tell anyone the name of the broom until it launches tomorrow so don’t ask me or bribe me, it won’t help.
Also if your name is Yoga Chloe, no, I cannot “just pick one up” for you tomorrow, this is going to be the most exclusive broom of 2018 even I won’t get one until at least January. And if your name is Gillyweed Chloe, no I can’t do all your dishes this week because your tea leaves tell you not to do any dishes during Mercury Retrograde, it’s been on our calendar for TWO MONTHS that I’m completely unavailable and also you’ve been LISTENING to me complain about how crazy it’s been at work. And if your name is Hermit Chloe, stop stealing my robe, I see it there on your bed.