My darling Lucy will be turning 29 years old next Thursday! And I am so blessed to be spending my life with her and little Draco. Naturally we will be hosting an intimate gathering with fifty of our closest friends and family to celebrate my dear wife! The theme of the gathering will be a classic White Party in the gardens. Which means an all-white dress code that will be very strictly enforced. One little pop of color that you think is so charming and you'll ruin the whole aesthetic. I will be very upset with anyone who makes Lucy's party anything less than perfect.
Of course we would love to let all of you bask in our joy, but after the UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT that was my cousin RUINING HALLOWEEN it's clear most of you can't be trusted to behave in civilized company. Besides, our guest list has been carefully curated to ensure the perfect balance of personality and background among our invitees. Those of you who receive an invitation this week should be honored. And anyone who declines our invitation will be dead to us.