Find the Horcruxes (crack/au)

I ask them, “Team Jacob or Team Edward?” Neither; they’re sworn to Team Jasper, the Cullen sibling played by Jackson Rathbone. “He almost eats Bella, which is a huge plus,” says Valerie.

From here

ngl, I'm totally picturing Remus eating Bella (either one, I'm not picky!) right now.

And like Wolfie said when I showed it to her ... it's just icing on the cake that it was a Valerie who said it. XD


(Too bad Valerie's friends are Catherine and Tiffany, not a Becky among them!)