Find the Horcruxes (crack/au)

Okay, so. Inspired by recent conversations that stem from the fact that Sturgis' girlfriend is 27, I decided to see what the age difference is between the couples at FTH.

So I pulled up the Dates of Importance page and only grabbed couples who are both in play at the moment. And realized that there's some I need to remove, lol, so ... uh. IGNORE THAT PART.

ANYWAY. I went with couples that are either married, dating, or just been couple-y-ish lately.

( What I found. )