Find the Horcruxes (crack/au)

So here's how it goes! Someone has dumped Veritaserum in the water. If you wanna play, pop each character in a separate comment (to make it easier to find said character later!). Anyone who wants to ask a question can do so! Your character MUST answer truthfully. Don't forget to ask other people questions too!

ALSO: remember all of this knowledge is OOC, but I bet it might help with some plotting down the road! FUN TIMES.