Everytime you masturbate, God kills Jon Bones! (jonbones) wrote in find_horcruxes, @ 2010-03-23 15:53:00 |
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Entry tags: | !owl, jon bones, josie bones |
My darling Josephine,
Your support means more to me than you could ever understand. I love you above all. And if it takes time to forgive me, or if you cannot, please know that nothing can or will change my feelings for you. You will always have my deepest apologies. There is nothing I regret more than the pain I have caused you both with my betrayal and my deception.
I wish that I could live up to what you were expecting when we married. I am sorry I am not the man that I was raised to be, and trust me when I say that no one knows better than I how much of a disappointment and disgrace I am to my family. I never wanted you to have to face my inadequacy this way.
Flowers and gifts are woefully insufficient given the situation, but at the very least, I hope that they do not bring you bitterness, even if they cannot bring you joy.
Your husband,
Jonathon Bones
Attached is a bouquet of exquisite yellow and red calla lilies and a skeleton key necklace.