Hi there! I'm Ali and I'm here to tell you all about a wonderful MWPP era game called throwingstones. It's an AU game set in 1979 but AU more in the sense that we've killed Alastor Moody and Barty Crouch has declared martial law and named himself Acting Minister after we killed half the Wizengamot and not all Remus and Sirius are Harry's secret parents and Albus Severus is journeying back from the future to save the world.
And isn't it sad that's a qualification that needs to be made these days?
Anyway, I'm here with a few specific requests for character roles that need to be filled in the game. You can see our whole character list here, although we have a cap on what are considered "non-essential" characters at the moment.
We would particularly like to see: Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy - The wizarding world just isn't the same without society's ultimate power couple. The Brangelina of the wizarding world. Without the adopted third world babies.
Peter Pettigrew - Our MWPP is without our W! And wouldn't it be fun to play him as he slowly turns on his friends?
Ernest Macmillan - Our recently promoted Head Hitwizard who has his hands full with an insanely demanding boss, a completely overwhelmed department, the constant threat that he could be sent to work in Centaur Liaison at any moment and his nieces, Marlene and Freya McKinnon running around getting in all sorts of trouble.
Minerva McGonagall and Aberforth Dumbledore - our Order is divided up into teams in an attempt to make it vaguely functional but we're missing our last two team leaders/senior Order members in these two.
More Death Eaters! I know, show me a game that doesn't. But we have a great group of Death Eaters, a good core of grumpy old men to make up our Inner Circle, they just need more of the little ones to boss around.
Hitwizards! We have a super active DMLE with lots of plot but a lot of the DMLE plot that should be getting covered by hitwizards right now is going to the Aurors instead because that's what we have. But we need hitwizards to fill the DMLE ranks, especially those who are loyal to the Ministry.
Society Bitches! Our Death Eaters are working to preserve the great pureblood society but we need to see more of that society! The women who keep society in order with their scathing looks of disapproval and the naive girls who have no idea why there could possibly be blood on their dear husband's collar are all wanted!
And if that isn't convincing, how about the part where we have the most amazing pb page ever.