Hello, everyone. I'm Sarah and I play a few characters over at Unhappily Ever... (unhappilyever) It's a present day, canon game that focuses on how things weren't happily ever after and everyone is more than just a bit dysfunctional. Think of it as wizarding !Telemundo!.
CHARACTERS WANTED: DRACO MALFOY: Mrs. Draco Malfoy (our lovely Astoria) needs her husband and Scorpius's father, but not so much because she loves and adores him. She's the cheating spouse and actually needs a hubby to cheat on! Not to mention that Draco's got an illegitimate sister he doesn't know about. What will Draco think when he finds out about Lucius's indiscretions with a Muggleborn in the 80s? And what will he do when he finds out about his sister, Emma Dobbs?
HARRY POTTER: Married to his wonerful wife Ginny with three gorgeous kids, Harry Potter has it made. Or does he? Nothing is ever perfect - what has the Boy Who Loved been up to these days? And what does he think about his wife still being obsessed with Quidditch after all these years? Not to mention, what does he think of all the drama going on with his friends like Dean and Neville? Or Seamus and Lavender?
MICHAEL CORNER: It just doesn't seem normal to think of Terry Boot and Anthony Goldstein without Michael, not to mention his friend Padma could sure use a friend right now - her twin Parvati has gone missing! The Claws need their classmate! Terry's the bloke who fakes being crippled and Anthony is a compulsive liar. Padma's got amnesia! Michael, your friends need you!
WEASLEYS: Percy, Charlie, Bill, Ron: Your brother George has gotten himself into a right mess. Not only is he a struggling, borderline alcoholic, but he's just found out he knocked that Irish girl up before the war and now that she died a horrible death, he's stuck to raise his 11 year old daughter Brigid alone. He could use some brotherly advice these days. (And to spice things up a bit, Brigid can see ghosts, and she might have seen Fred!)
So who will you be? The Cougar in Training? The Religious Fanatic? The Hypochondirac? The Trophy WIfe? The Guy Who Dates his BFF's Mum? The Other Woman? The Crazy Cat Lady? See our Available Cast List/Dysfunctions here!