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[01 May 2011|07:59pm] |
Back again to try and seduce you over to ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) roadmaps. Why? BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT THERE, OF COURSE! I mean what do we have to do? Do you want flowers? We can get you flowers! Do you want bling!? We can get you bling! Do you want super mega foxy awesome wanted characters we're just dying to see in game? We've got those for you right now:
ROSIER SR...Where all the grown-up Death Eaters at!? Poor Dolohov is drowning in a sea of teen drama and angst and hormones that he hasn't had to deal with since...1910 OR SOME SHIT! Besides I bet this GQ Silver Fox KNEW VOLDEMORT PERSONALLY BACK IN THE DAY! He'd be like bitch plz, VOLDEMORT AND I WERE BFFLS. WE USE TO SHARE PUDDING MTHR FCKS. YOU AINT GOT SHIT ON THIS!. Not to mention he's got mad family up in game already, like his three nieces. And of course HIS SON. I mean Evan Rosier is already in game and running amuck, dating Alecto Carrow and punching out windows and drawing pictures of ghosts. His dad needs to get in here and do some parenting ASAP!
BARTY CROUCH JR...is the KING of daddy issues, man. He's like...A REVERSE LUKE SKYWALKER AND DARTH VADER! I bet when you wanted to rebel all you did was secretly get a tattoo or sneak out of the house. THIS HARDCORE MTHR FCKR RAN OFF AND JOINED A GROUP CALLED THE DEATH EATERS! And it was the best decision he ever made! maybe
( And we're just getting started... )
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