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Have you ever thought Harry Potter would be more fun if you could combine it with pokebattles!? Have you ever thought the Black family could work things out if only they had a secret coloring space? Have you ever wondered what would happen if you got a bunch of Death Eaters, Order Members, and Ministry Employees and sent them to Carnival in Rio de Janeira? Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light? WELL THEN ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) roadmaps is the game for you!
We're a laid back, but plot heavy Marauders game that asks what if the Order found out about Voldemort's Horcruxes before the end of the first war? Cue the most epic road trips of all time! And if you act now, you can get in on one of these amazing wanted characters!
BARTY CROUCH JR is the original neglected rich kid who starts hanging around with the bad kids! I mean sneaking out of your bedroom window to go kill muggles and oppressing muggleborn beats going to shady parties any day. AMIRTIE OR AMIRITE! HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND! All the other youngin Death Eaters like Snape and Wilkes would love to see their old Hogwarts buddy around! Not to mention the Malfoy couple have practically adopted him as a surrogate son. And Barty is ESPECIALLY needed for a bad romance with Alecto Carrow. Or rather, Alecto is having her first ever teenage girl crush with Francis Wilkes and Narcissa Malfoy are encouraging him and Barty is probably mostly oblivious to the fact, since her seduction technique is a little (BY WHICH I MEAN A LOT) eccentric. Nothing says I LOVE YOU like fruit baskets and a mating dance.
FABIAN PREWETT is obviously like the Batman of the Auror department! I mean it took five death eaters to bring this guy and his brother down! I bet they originally sent just one and he was like LOL NEXT. The Ministry is currently all pencill pushers and paper shufflers, so they could definately use soem BAMF ASS AURORS to trek around the Peruvian jungle with them; saving people from quick sand, rescuing children from rushing rivers, and pimp smacking down Basilisk. Not to mention Fabian's bffs are Edgar GQ-MTHR-FCKR Bones and an OC vampire! YOU CAN'T BEAT BFFS LIKE THOSE! Not to mention his nemesis is Lucius Malfoy. Lucius knows he's Order. Fabian knows he's DE. The Ministry knows NOTHING. They can have BAMF STARE OFFS at the Ministry water cooler. Extra awesome points if he's PB'd by Jensen Ackles because OBVIOUSLY, but honesty? THE MINISTRY JUST WANTS THIS BAMF SOB AROUND KEEP THEIR PANSY ASSES SAFE!
MORE WEREWOLVES are needed for Fenrir Greyback's pack! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!? Well obviously. Just think of all the little kids that Fenrir kidnapped, infected, and then brainwashed into believing WEREWOLVES WHERE THE MOST BADASS MTHR FCKERS UP IN THIS PLACE (and really, is he so wrong?). You know you want to be one of them! Who wouldn't!? No one, that's who.
JOURNALISTS should be around to follow after the Ministry and record all this hard core going ons! And make the Ministry look bad! Bonus points if they're secretly aligned with the Order or even better the Death Eaters! DE Journalists are double the evil! And Regina Fenwick would particularly like to see a female journalist for super sekrit undercover closetted lesbian relationship! Nothing says romantic like trying to hide your alternate lifestyle in the middle of a Peruvian jungle! A closetted lesbian Death Eater journalist? BEST. EPISODE. OF MAURY. EVER.
MORE MINISTRY AFFILIATED AURORS Peasegood! Proudfood! Savage! AND PARTICULARLY YOU SCRIMGEOUR, YOU BAMF HEAD-AUROR-IN-CHARGE! There's a Basilisk out there! The rest of the Ministry need you to step up and be Hardcore Mthr Fckrs while they stand in the back and scream like little girls!
And these are just the tip of the ice burg! More information on these wanted characters and more over here!
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Alicia? Percy? Parvati? Demelza (see simple_jack)
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