Looking for a dork. A geek. A nerd, you might say.
Call him by whatever name you will, he's still picked on by jocks and upperclassmen like his life is straight out of one of those awful teen comedies. 15/16 years old, skinny, geeky but proud. Hair/eye color not really an issue.
Some stereotypical aspects are great - glasses, anyone? - but I'm looking for a geek that wears ironic t-shirts and listens to Dynamite Hack's cover of "Boyz in the Hood" every morning when they wake up. The most pitiful things about him are his tendency to characterize himself as Luke Skywalker and his enemies as Darth Vader, the fact that he narrates his own life, and his deep and abiding obsession with My Little Ponies.
So what do you have for me, eh? Any and all suggestions welcomed with open arms!