SHE SAID YES For over two years we've been awaiting the news and it finally broke! Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley are engaged! Miss Weasley was seen out and about this weekend with a stunning ring on a very important finger! She's also been seen writing her to family about wedding details! So, even without official confirmation from this famous couple, we are happy to report that they will be married!
Naturally, Miss Weasley and Mr. Potter are the dream couple of Diagon Alley. With their combined talent, charm, and devastating beauty, it's almost as no other couples exist in the world. We hope that they'll have a little more class than the last Weasley wedding and not make such a big show of things, but even if they go the ostentatious route, we know for certain that it will be a celebration of true love.
Mr. Potter and Miss Weasley haven't had an easy courtship. There have been wars to win, daemons to fights, and the pressure of living int he spotlight. And yet they've managed it with grace, humility and charm. We at Witch Weekly offer our congratulations!
Bets are already circulating on when these two will tie the knot, but we suspect in the autumn. Nothing compliments that gorgeous ginger hair like the crisp reds and oranges of the autumn. See our suggestions for Miss Weasley's wedding dress on page 29. She will, without a doubt, be the most gorgeous bride this year!
PARANOID OR IMPRISONED? Not all Weasleys can be as happy as the soon to be Mrs. Potter. That is the case for Ron Weasley. His new wife and future mother of his child has all but imprisoned him in their luxury flat in Diagon Alley. Mr. Weasley was cooped up for so long that he's been inventing stories about his neighbors. Though he's had company come and go, it must also be noted that his wife has been seen out and about far more often lately.
Does this have anything to do with her former flame being in a serious relationship? Maybe. The timing is certainly interesting. Having two men at her beck and call seems natural for the new Mrs. Weasley. Of course, we all know that she can't keep them without resorting to devious tactics.
Whatever the case, we certainly hope that Mr. Weasley finds his way back to sanity sometime soon.
SAINT OR SINNER? We all know that Percy Weasley is the most well behaved Weasley. At least... that's what he wants us to think! Well, we're simply thrilled to report that Mr. Weasley is anything but the saint he makes himself out to believe.
Sources have whispered about Mr. Weasley's latest dalliance with a certain dancer at a certain... less than respectable club. The two were seen kissing and touching out in the open before taking off to a more private room. And I think we all know what happens in those sort of rooms. It appears that Mr. Weasley is very over his former flame, having successfully made the rounds with several witches, but still... doesn't it seem to be a bit much?
BEYOND HELP Every town has that one woman who is just hell bent on causing a problem and for Diagon Alley that young lady is Cho Chang. Miss Chang seems to be going out of her way to make people miserable. From picking fights on the journal network to sleeping with any man she can get her greedy hands on, Miss Chang is certainly keeping people entertained.
We have to wonder, though, why she's acting like such a, to be frank, bitch. Miss Chang is certainly smart enough to know better, but she doesn't seem to care who she's hurting or offended. Even our resident werewolf had to bark at the outgoing Ravenclaw. And that is one bark we would not want to be on the wrong side of. But, to each their own.
We've heard rumors that Miss Chang is still quite hung up on his first love and while we wish we could shed a tear for her, we think that her behavior is simply awful. It's time for this young woman to close her legs and her mouth.
THE FIGHT FOR A ROCKSTAR It was an awkward and tense moment last week when former flame and new flame of Myron Wagtail met at the Ministry. The two witches were reported to have a very strained encounter. Miss Granger and Miss Noir could not be more different and fans of Myron Wagtail have started to wonder which of these two ladies he'll choose.
Naturally, Witch Weekly doesn't believe any of these harsh rumors, but it is our duty to report them to our adoring fans. We've heard that Mr. Wagtail is actually sleeping with BOTH women and has no plans on stopping. We're sure he's also going to enjoy a bevy of witches while on tour, leaving one or maybe both of these women heartbroken.
While Miss Granger is certainly skilled with a wand, our Galleons are on Miss Noir coming out the victor. She is simply gorgeous, a part of society, and has always played the part of the rockstar girlfriend many times. Now we just wait to see who Mr. Wagtail chooses, but let's be honest... would you rather have beauty or brains?
Congrats on your victory, Miss Noir.
EYES ON DIAGON Everyone is getting up to something these days! And do we ever have a lot to share. It all seems to start at the 54 Diagon Alley Pool Party which, we're told, was a huge success. No big surprise that Kirley Duke walked off noticeably happy with his girlfriend and dancer Nicole Avery. Either that or his wand was in his towel. Of course, his little sister, Meaghan, couldn't leave all the scandal to her big brother. She went off surfing with Orsino Thurston, ignoring the understood agreement that the Sisters don't sleep with each other's families. Shame. It seems she's dabbling with men for a bit. She'll have some competition for sure. Mandy Brocklehurst, DMLE darling, was also seen chatting up Orsino at the pool party. Is he the new "it" guy of the Sisters? Seems to be! Kestrel's star Barry Ryan got rather close to James Turpin in the pool before running off for a "retreat" with his teammaetes. We're sure all those team building exercises were just in good fun. Finally, Marietta Edgecombe is making the rounds. Between an eligible Quidditch star and an up and coming newspaper man, we have to wonder who will sneak off with her heart.