PLAYING WITH DEATH Gideon Crumb, of the notorious Weird Sisters, was taken to a magical healing center in Rome while the band was on tour in Italy. Sources tell Witch Weekly that Crumb was admitted following an overdose of both Muggle drugs and potions on the band's tour bus. The overdose caused the band to cancel their second concert of the tour. Officially, the Weird Sisters have not issued a statement on the matter. Lead singer, Myron Wagtail, told reporters "The band is not at risking of cancelling our tour or breaking up. We're looking forward to continuing the rest of our tour and thank all of our fans for being so understanding."
Crumb, as many fans are aware, is the only Muggleborn member of the Weird Sisters to have spent any time in Azkaban during the Second war. Many other Muggleborns have experienced a great deal of trauma and shock associated with their time in Azkaban, but many of them have not turned to drugs, alcohol, and potions as a means of escape. Leave it to a self indulgent rock star to seek numbness and denial over true help.
It seems that Crumb may be going out of his way to make sure the tour falls apart. Using the magical journal network, Crumb offered a substantial amount of money to any person who would bring him illegal substances. No word yet on if his public (and pathetic) attempt was successful, but things don't look good for the band.
We believe the Crumb's recent failure is just one more crack in the fragile facade of the Weird Sisters. Some inside sources suggest that the band isn't as close as they once were with members focusing on their personal lives rather than spending time together as a group. It's true that the band hasn't been seen out as much on tour, leaving many wondering if they even enjoy each others' company these days.
It will be a huge surprise if the band makes it to the American leg of their tour without falling completely apart.
EYES ON DIAGON A certain newspaper heir has been seen lamenting the loss of his close friend and coworker as she embarks on a relationship with her best friend's exboyfriend. How sad for everyone.
Congratulations to two sweet Hufflepuffs who decided not to have their child born out of wedlock and officially tied the knot!
A rather clever witch is rumored to be off seeing the best of Italy with a crooning wizard.
The only wife left behind hasn't exactly been pining for her musician husband.
A rather recluse of a wizard with a contracted future has been getting gifts from a mysterious sender.
Rumors are starting to circulate that a certain Ministry employee moved to London to escape a torrid affair.
The WWN is whispering that their most popular show is going to be letting numerous people go, but sources say it's just one rather dramatic actress getting the boot.
Things are progressing quickly between a blonde beauty and her tall dark and handsome pureblood boyfriend. Perhaps a little too quickly.
The wealthiest heir hasn't been seen much these last few weeks. Rumors are swirling that he's taken his mother's death horribly and has retreated into the family's manor.
ANOTHER WEASLEY DOWN Two Weasleys down, how many more to go? Word has reached our ears that Penelope Clearwater is finished with her second Weasley son. How do we know? Well, Miss Clearwater was seen talking and smiling to a certain Quidditch star recently. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but we happen to know that Miss Clearwater and this Keeper of a star spent some intimate moments together at an event which we refuse to mention. And while her first Weasley, Percy, no longer seems interested in winning her back, perhaps Miss Clearwater needs some drama in her life.
Then again, a Quidditch star with a charming smile does seem like a far better choice than two brothers who seem to have had their relationship ruined by the choices Miss Clearwater made. And now, it's only a matter of time before the heart of Charlie Weasley is broken by this callous, vain, and selfish young witch.
Watch out, Mr. McCormack. She could ruin your life next.
THE SINNERS OF KNOCKTURN The Ministry of Magic prides itself on the revitalization of Knockturn Alley. While the former dingy hole now holds perfectly innocent businesses, it's also taking on a new seedy nature. First Saints & Sinners opened up, providing witches and wizards with an erotic playground of drinks, dances, and immoral behavior. While that was bad enough, word has reached WW that Alicia McAllister (yes, the former prostitute managed to trick the Quidditch star into marrying her) will be opening a sex store behind Sweet Sensations. The building was leased in full and records obtained from the Ministry show that "Enchanted Erotica" will be opening later this summer.
It's a pity, really. We know that Nicole Avery, a dancer and part time lover to too many people to list, has already made it her personal mission to rid Knockturn of any sense of common decency, but now Alicia McAllister will be joining her cause. How many more of these establishments are we going to see before the Ministry realizes their hopes to change the world for the better have all failed?
LOCKER ROOM LOVERS
There is a lot of secrets going on in the locker rooms of the British Quidditch League, but we have the inside scoop on the two biggest dishes! First, it appears that Katie Bell and Oliver Wood are fighting their feelings for each other more and more every day. These two not only play together on the pitch, but they are spending time together off the pitch as well. And from what we're hearing, the affection they have for each other hasn't been lessened by Wood's declaration of love for his furry girlfriend, Daphne Greengrass. Better be careful, Miss Bell. Miss Greengrass can bite.
The second, and more surprising, new fling wasn't something we saw coming. But, oh, we're so excited to share it with you! Our sources tell us that two Pride teammates are becoming a LOT more than teammates. Meaghan McCormack and Angelina Johnson are rumored to be making their debut as a couple at the 100th Annual Quidditch Awards Gala! Hopefully it won't take the spotlight too much from Meaghan's mother, but we all know McCormack children are selfish like that. McCormack and Johnson have played together for some time, but McCormack made her new intentions known at the Ministry date auction. Hopefully these two will be a bit more public with their blossoming romance.