*hearts you massively* Be prepared for rambling response!
This was a lot of fun to work with - not in the least because it's poking fun at a canon that actually encourages this sort of mass engendering of mismatched appendages. *luffs on Squeenix even if they are completely mad*
Zack seems able to roll with pretty much any situation - although knowing that his boyfriend hasn't gone mad while he was gone probably made the whole thing a lot easier to find funny. (And he gets a Cloud with a horn - and whatever changes are hiding under his pajamas - as a bonus prize! What's not to like?) :P
I think only Cloud could react to this sort of thing in such a blase manner - although it's probably only because it's Zack who's telling him. (And Cloud says that Zack is just Zack, no matter how many wings he has, and he's generally insane on a good day so this doesn't really change much).
...Seph says that what follows after this is an absolute PR disaster and Hojo being thrown off something suitably high onto something suitably pointy (not necessarily in that order), which nobody ought to want to see.
(Zack says Seph looks funny in pants that are too short for him, then asks if Seph wants to join them on a joy-flight around Midgar for an hour or two. Cloud is too busy being boggled to do much more than nod).
I am completely irrepressible. *cackles* Thanks so much! ^__^