Awww! I am obviously warped because I think pointysharpgrin!Zack is adorable. And, erm, that Cloud TOTALLY needs to take him home and keep him while everyone goes "ZOMGwhatswrongwithyou?!" And there should be molestings, and attempts (hopefully eventually successful attempts) at restoring him to normal, partly because Zack always deserves it and partly because I want to know what he'd remember of being Shadow!Zack, if anything ("hey, Seph, do you know you taste like pina colada ice cream? ...eek!") Also Zack deserves pettins and valiant defence -- a strange sort of Heartless Make Great Pets! League of Aeris and Seph and Cloud, all determined that they should stick up for Zack in any form no matter what kinds of looks they get on the street.