*grins* I have this mental image (I have a lot of those) of someone getting the bright idea to call Sora....
YUFFIE: ...and he and Aeris won't let anyone kill it, because they say it's Zack. And that's been our week. So how do we fix him if he is this Zack guy? CLOUD: *walks in* .....? SORA: Well...as far as I remember, Kairi just sort of hugged me, and-- YUFFIE: Sora, Cloud is getting molested by this thing on a regular basis. --Uh, and Aeris says that's proof of who they say it is, but the bottom line is, a hug is not going to-- CLOUD: Give me that phone. YUFFIE: Hey! CLOUD: Sora? Look, unless you've got any better ideas-- SORA: Maybe it's a different kind of hug. I mean, uh, I'm sure the molesting is, um-- CLOUD: Yeah. It is. SORA: *audible blush* O-kaaaaay. But we're talking about hugs, here! You have to put your whole heart into a hug-- CLOUD: You're about to get sappy, aren't you? SORA: Hugs are allowed to be sappy! SHADOW!ZACK: *wanders in, sees CLOUD, starts to grin* CLOUD: Uh-huh. Look--oh. Yuffie, take the phone. YUFFIE: Eeep! SHADOW!ZACK: *pounces* SORA: Huh? What was that crash? What's going on? YUFFIE: Uh...they're testing out the hug thing. I think. Er, I'll let you know how it goes. SORA: *looks at abruptly-disconnected phone* I have such weird friends.