kat_scratches (kat_scratches) wrote in ficbits, @ 2007-08-04 00:30:00 |
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Entry tags: | hp, pg13, remus/sirius |
HP fic "He Said Now" (PG13)
Title: He Said Now
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns the characters. I just borrow them for nefarious purposes.
Summary: Originally written for a 'cheesy title' challenge. Sirius/Remus, MWPP-era, and so fluffy you could choke. Quite possibly the worst thing I've ever written. Ever. And that includes the snowflake poem I wrote in 2nd grade.
Rating: PG, I think.
He Said Now
Granted, it was a bit awkward with both James and Peter looking on, but Sirius found he didn’t really mind Remus pinning him to the floor one bit.
“Now...” Sirius began, but Remus quickly shushed him by clapping one hand over Sirius’s open mouth.
“Hmm...” Remus interrupted him. “Now... interesting choice of words. Now what? Hmm, Sirius?” Keeping Sirius pinned beneath him, Remus settled into a slightly more comfortable sitting position.
Ye gods, Sirius thought. Does he have to sit right there?
“Or,” Remus continued, “is it a code? Do those letters stand for something? Let’s see...” He shifted slightly atop the other boy.
Sirius tried with debatable success to stifle a groan.
“Never On Wednesday?” Remus asked dryly. He leaned forward suddenly and bit Sirius’s earlobe very slightly. “How about No Ordinary Wizards?”
“Get off me, you git!” Sirius grumbled, squirming free. “How ‘bout Nauseatingly Obnoxious Werewolves?”
James cleared his throat. “Er... D’you guys want us to leave? Maybe you’d like to be alone for this?”
“I should bloody well think not!” Sirius yelled, throwing himself into an armchair.
Remus dusted himself off, grinning from ear to ear. “I think it’s safe to say I win that round.”
“Did not!” roared Sirius. “I wasn’t embarrassed! The dare was to embarrass each other, which I clearly wasn’t!”
“Oh, yes, very clearly,” Remus agreed, eyes twinkling.
“Wrong in one, mate,” James piped up cheerfully. “You looked pretty embarrassed to me.”
“I know I certainly was,” Peter added, his ears still a bit pink.
“Well,” said Remus. “There you have it. So – who’s next? Peter?”
“Yes!” Sirius and James chimed together.
“So, Pete,” James asks, “did you or did you not shag that cute little blonde Hufflepuff we saw you with last week?”
“The one that keeps putting those funny lacy bits in her hair,” Remus added.
“And those huge – “
“Alright, now, Sirius. No need for rude gestures.”
“Just trying to jog his memory, Remus.”
Peter opened his mouth, shut it, and opened it again. “Er...” The other Marauders crowed with laughter.
“No use denying it,” James added. “We saw it all on the Map.”
“Popular place, isn’t it, behind Greenhouse Three?”
“You ought to know, Sirius,” laughed James. “You take all your dates there, don’t you?”
“I don’t!”
“You do!” chorused three voices.
“Sod you all,” Sirius grumbled, making a mental note to find a new place for impromptu snogging sessions.