LOL, I'm afraid I can't take credit for it; some of my friends in other fandoms used it on LJ when they were blowing off steam about fandom problems. Sometimes, yeah, it's good to harsh someone's squee (such as pointing out racism or sexism or insensitivity like that "Kristallnacht" HP roleplay insanity), but pairing issues? Yeah, that is so not something to harsh someone's squee over. Let people get their squee on.
And you know, after I typed that about Hojo and a bunsen burner, I realized how horribly fitting it would be. That was why I threw in Angelius instead of Hollander, because otherwiseit was horribly, horribly plausible.