He closed his eyes and sighed wearily. It seemed exploring the building had been both a good idea, and an extremely poor one.
"I'm sure there is something I'm supposed to say in this situation that is both reassuring and subtly scathing, but since it escapes me, I'm left only to wonder what forces of nature and fate my ancestors angered to gift me with such an overabundance of red-headed stepchildren." He said out loud, folding his arms over his chest.