Hahah, I love this! Thank you so much, mystery author. First of all, snark was brilliant. I love how Ginny is so hyper-aware of Pansy from the beginning without even realizing it, and then all the while she acts as if she wishes to get away from her. Ginny's so hotheaded and rash, just the way I love her, and Pansy so collected and snarky. Did I mention I LOVED the snark? xP The entire fic had me grinning throughout.
I think my favorite line was probably this: "Okay, it was fucking surreal, but if you want to get drunk and surreal again sometime then Floo me." as well as Ginny thinking the kiss was enjoyable and sexy so that meant they should stop. Oh, and this:
"Why are you doing that?"
"So that I'm not tempted to stab you with it," Pansy said, narrowing her eyes. "Come here."
I take back what I said earlier. That's my favorite part.
Again, thank you so much; I absolutely love it. You did a wonderful job, and I can't wait to find out who you are!