I don't know how many of you know this, but I'm a foster mom. We call our baby Sprout, and she was eleven weeks premature and drug affected to boot. Because of this, some of her just... doesn't work.
Long story short, she, my mother, and I were in childrens hospital for quite a while. There was internet there, but I totally forgot to put up a hiatus notice. :< Sorry you guys.
The good news (yes! there is good news!) is that we're back home and she's back to her happy adorable self.