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[Will's iPhone can do the usual smart phone functions: text, email, calling, taking pictures, and browsing the internet. He bought the phone right before he left for Europe and spent a few weeks figuring it all out. He's particularly fond of taking pictures with it. His ringtone is Bowling for Soup's "Baby One More Time".]