Feigning: Texts

( character's phone )

Put your character's voicemail message here.

[list phone capabilities like text, emails, IM, video, picture, etc]

And they / bored you / But I / don't want to cry / or talk for hours
to a machine / on the end / of a telephone line
Oh it just kills me / when all you've got to do is call
Oh do it any time / 'cause there's never no-one home / never no-one home
( Leave your message on the ansaphone )

( but here's my number, so call me maybe )