Consulting detective searching for alleviation from boredom. Possible solutions:
--Flatmate, friend, and colleague, Dr. J. Watson.
--Arch-nemesis and criminal mastermind, J. Moriarty.
--Thief and con artist, I. Adler.
--Older sibling, M. Holmes.
Other possibilities include time travelers, magicians, immortals, thieves, hackers, anything to bring the slightest bit of interest and excitement to otherwise crushingly dull life. Radical reinterpretation of self's notions of reality optional, but encouraged.
Inquire within.
-SH
[Translation: Genderswapped Sherlock Holmes. Game for anything.]