OMG!!! Is this really mine??? I'm flailing here like a lunatic! This is absolute and total perfection!!!
*flails some more*
Where to start? OMG...I'm so in love with your Draco. He's smart and flip and absolute perfection *snerk*
This: Draco yawned and patted his bits. "There, there. The bad man's gone." had me nearly spitting a mouthful of water on my monitor. wisely chose to stop drinking for the rest of the fic
Pansy and Ian are priceless. They are just full of win.
There are so many lines that had me laughing out loud, not the least of which were: Draco hadn't been this traumatized since his premature baldness scare.
an stumbled out first, Pansy on his heels. Her usual coiffure was mussed with purple rose petals, and Ian had acquired a bramble of leaves in his pubic hair. "Adam and Eve," Draco drawled. "How nice of you to join the party. And how appropriate for the venue."
The swish of the grass skirt against his thighs was pleasantly distracting, but the way the soft fronds caressed his cock was sinful. He'd enjoyed it so much, he'd taken a detour around the grounds. Twice. Score one for hedonism.
"Pansy, take our Ian back to the suite and have him pack."
Pansy gasped. "If he goes, I go."
Now that was an unexpected bonus. Draco shrugged. "Oh, if you must." Draco is soooo deliciously snarky!
And Harry is so adorable clueless and perfect!
Honestly I could quote nearly every line, this is so full of what makes me love Harry and Draco.
Thank you so much, mystery writer! YOU are absolute perfection!!!